Halloween

Halloween, well, it's different for just about all of us who are going to read this than it was around five years ago, unless you were one of those weird kids who trick or treated while in High School. Which, yeah I'll admit I was one of those kids freshmen year.
To be honest, Halloween is my least favorite holiday out of the year. See its not the actual day of Halloween I hate, its everything leading up to it. I should be more specific, its the girls that really piss me off leading up towards it. I understand that it is your self proclaimed duty to look like a slut on Halloween. But when I log onto my facebook and twitter and see about half you girls saying "LOLZZZ OmFg CaNT waITTT to LooK liKe a SluT thIS weekEnD".... it annoys me. I cant get away from it either. Then I hear all you saying, "omg, seriously, like my costume, you can see like, half my ass, and my A cup boobs, yeah, i got a 60 dollar bra to make it look like a B's now!"
Cool! Ill probably see you passed out face down on sidewalk too by the end of the night!
 Girls get hypocritical during Halloween. For about 11 and a half months out of the year, you guys call each other sluts and look down upon it. Then when mid October comes around, you are asking those same sluts if you can borrow their fish net leggings and their high heel boots. I just dont understand. I dont understand why Halloween is the chosen holiday to be a slut. Why not Christmas? Id guess probably because its too cold out and you dont want everyone to see how cold you actually are by having two small ant hills pop out of your shirt. But even so, Michigan fall isn't exactly the warmest either. So perhaps bundle up ladies.
 As my room mate often says after every sentence, hoes gonna be hoes. Which I think is true. If you are a hoe, let it all hang out tonight and Saturday night as you celebrate, chances are everyone already knows you are anyways and wont be able to distinguish whether youre wearing your Monday apparel or your Halloween costume. So its cool. But for the girls who aren't sleeping in some dudes bed every Friday and Saturday night, this is an opportunity for you to see if that kind of lifestyle is for you. Its like recruitment, you can tell who the seasoned veterans are, and you can see who the young rookies who are trying to figure out this whole being a whore thing.
 And dont get it twisted either, Im not saying dont dress up or have fun. I wouldn't endorse that. I just get annoyed when I see drunk sloppy girls in their mom's nurse work apparel (customized and shrunk to make it seem as slutty as possible) on the verge of puking on themselves. Those are the same girls who still trick or treat, just in a weirdly perverted way now.

Be safe and Happy Halloween.

Dont be like this girl.

OFWGKTA

There's a lot of hype on Odd Future. You can probably tell from everyone on your twitter account trending #swag after every tweet. Or any mog you meet saying everything is "swag"...
I remember about 6 months ago a friend in class showing me the Yonkers video from Tyler The Creator. I thought, wow, this is pretty weird that this dude is eating cockroaches and hanging himself, but at the same time i thought it was something new. It had under a million views, now it has around 24 million.
So I downloaded all of Odd Future's stuff to see what they were all about. I liked a few of their songs but the whole group gave off a weird persona. I listened to them for about a month and then squashed it.
I think the whole group has had the most impact on teenage kids who are insecure about themselves. Thinking.. oh hey if Tyler The Creator can yell out profanity and say a bunch of weird stuff, why cant I!?
News flash dick cheese, he's making money off that, while you are chain smoking cigarettes listening to his stuff out of your portable CD player.
Yeah, Yonkers is a pretty catchy song. So was N'syncs song Bye Bye Bye. Doesn't mean everyone went and got their hair tips bleached and started talking in really high pitched voices. At least Justin Timberlake for N'sync is keeping it real like 10 years later. Odd Future in 10 years will probably be outside a Los Angeles Walmart begging for change. Seems like every single true "fan" of Odd Future's is pissed off, working at McDonald's, got kicked out of their house, is insecure about life, does weird drugs, and has a closet full of tie dye shirts and skinny jeans.
I also love the whole meaning of their name.... Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All................... WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Whats a wolf gang? Why do they want to kill everyone? Why is the future odd? So many questions! Same with Wiz's saying Taylor Gang or Die. Just chill out.
Odd Future fans need to not get it twisted either... August 28th 2011 was not the day Christ was resurrected, it was when your holy creator Tyler won his first VMA for best new artist. Hard work does pay off when all his fans voted at least 30 times once the bus dropped them back off at home from school. But beating out Big Sean and Taylor Gang's very own Wiz Khalifa, seemed pretty out of whack to me.

..................By the way, incase you live in a cave, here's the Yonkers video.

I give credit to Tyler for having such strong fan base. But to me it seems cult like. I wish his fans would give it up and go back to listening to Slip Knot. Or give Wu Tang Clan a try.

Swag yourselves out tonight everyone.......

Fantasy Football

This is the first year doing a fantasy football team since 7th grade when I was still subscribed to Sport Illustrated Kids, since my parents probably feared the annual Swimsuit issue of the real Sports Illustrated for me.
With a week one win, I felt like I was on top of the world, but in actuality i was just on-top of the league tied with about 3 other guys. From there, i have taken a nose dive strait to the bottom. Through various stupid trades, for players that were popular and good about 3 years ago, my team has became the laughing stock of the league, only ahead of one person. Who will remain nameless, and go by the alias of Team Hanson. Mind you, I'm not a big football fan to begin with, and my football fan IQ is probably relatively close to the IQ's of all the kids combined driving tractors to school on the last day in high school, which really isn't saying much. So its a learning experience.

As Kanye West said in his song Big Brother, "Now I'm on the top and everybody at the scrotum." Except the thing is, I'm the scrotum. So after being named Vicktorias secret (don't worry girls i know how to actually spell it) up until I traded my best player, Mike Vick (hints the name) i renamed my team 20 Pound Genitals, to let everyone know I am apart of who Kanye considers everyone.
With the name change, I had to change my team picture from 4 small dogs humping eachother in a train formation, (a shout out to all those dogs Mike Vick let their flesh get torn to pieces in hopes of winning more money then his already multi-million dollar contract with the Falcons provided him with) to of course, a ball sack. Immature and inappropriate, perfect for all 11 other players in my league only to see.
So in class, I pull up team 20 Pound Genitals on my lap top and begin checking new league activity, which happens to be me making the only activity since i dropped half my squad. Until this girl, who appeared to be sleeping, wakes up and  looks at MY screen and goes "Ew, that picture is disgusting." I kept my cool and looked at her, and shrugged my shoulders.
Are you serious!? She says, Ew? Im not going to go into detail why I thought it was innapropreite for HER to say Ew to anything, but it was. Yeah, the ball sack does have some long hair in it, but its a team picture. Take it for what its worth. You tell me what has better chemistry then a pair of testicles working together. Please. Those things help create life! Thats chemistry at its finest. Though my team is in a slump, i bet all my players would have chemistry together  at least, just like my picture entails. She could've been staring at her future baby daddy's creators while she was looking at my team picture. Would it be more appropriate if I put up female genitalia as my team picture and have the same girl look at my screen again on Thursday and call me a pervert? Probably not. Am i going to try that out to see? No, of course not.
I'm just trying to get a new look for my squad and start racking up some wins. Not trying to throw in an indicator that im into gay porn or anything.

On another football related note, It's nice to see all the Lions fans coming out of woodwork. Glad every single one of you stuck out the hard years.... (shouts to Dan who actually did).



 
I have to go write more productive things now.
Wish me luck in week 6.

LMFAO Concert

Central Michigan University is hosting the LMFAO concert here at Finch Field House on October 26th, my birthday. Ill be the first to let everyone know, I'm not about to get drunk off my ass with some nasty 8 dollar a fifth Crystal Palace Vodka (47 cents a shot, in case you ever need to know) to the song "SHOTS!" that day, nor will I be going in the first place. I never have really been a fan of LMFAO, nor have I been the type of person to go to a type of event where the majority of guys are wearing tank tops, and have trucker hats with random sayings written under the brim. Sorry. Nor do I really like seeing big sweaty girls who think they can squeeze into that dress their skinnier room mate looked really cute in last weekend at Wayside. Gross. They are the same ones who plow through everyone to get front row, just because they know the lyrics to all of one song. Good excuse, but those who actually care, LMFAO has not one but two songs in the top ten of i tunes! So expect a lot of those girls to be making a push up front so maybe they can grab the hand of either DJ Redfoo or SkyBlue, what a privilege that will be, only if they are still conscious that is. Seeing how the average alcohol tolerance of a CMU girl is equivalent to that of SkyBlu's when he was in 2nd grade.

CMU female + 3 shots of Burnetts (no comment) + Hot indoor vendue + Electro Pop Music = Another busy day for the like 9 police stations that patrol campus.

Although I wont be in attendance, I am sure I will hear all about it from the kids on my floor. The one's who I truly respect are the ones who camped out for the tickets.

Anyways, Party-Rock-On CMU.
I have to go to class.
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